Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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