White coat. Heels.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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