nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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