so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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