You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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