i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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