it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
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THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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