I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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