...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
