I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
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I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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