No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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