Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
how do flat chested girls get laid?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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