he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Randomize
