OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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