So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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