Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Someone shattered a urinal.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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