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(207): View more from Maine

We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

He's a collector of sorts

(713): View more from Texas

Any cool stuff?

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk

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(708): View more from Illinois

You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.

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(248): View more from Michigan

No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.

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(805): View more from California

her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb

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(516): View more from New York

you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..

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