I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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