i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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We don't watch enough power rangers
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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