you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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