You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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