hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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