Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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