did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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