So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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