We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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