I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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