His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
sex in a hospital.. check
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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