are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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