I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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