For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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