It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Do vagina's smell?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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