If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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