I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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