found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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