you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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