BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
should my penis look like a turkey
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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