So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
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I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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