I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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