i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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