when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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