My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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