Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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