talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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