Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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