Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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