Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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