Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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