Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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