Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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