yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
