i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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