Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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